I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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