I must be too annoying 4 u.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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