we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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