Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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