either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Houston, we have a blender
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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