Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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