White coat. Heels.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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