oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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