There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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