I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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