They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
