he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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