sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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