You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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