i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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