Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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