i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
whose parrot is this?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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