no, he came in my armpit
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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