Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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