I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I am mentally ready for anal.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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