did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
