the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
A bitchslap is in order.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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