My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I enjoy the company of your penis
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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