thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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