so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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