you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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