She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
