do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My liver just had a heart attack.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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