I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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