part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
is wine microwaveable?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You pole danced in your parka.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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