My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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