You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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