No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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