the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I see more hoeing in ur future
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