Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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