it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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