So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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