I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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