It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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