dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm at about main and main street
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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