some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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