Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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