We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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