Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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