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3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall

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(248): View more from Michigan

going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass

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(260): View more from Indiana

Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one

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(518): View more from New York

Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.

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