the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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