ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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