talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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