Your tits are I can't wait for
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
try to milk me bitch
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