Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
